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Beg the Judge for Forgiveness – 1

This was Anthony’s first time in court, and he had never seen anything like it. The police officers looked so important, seated on the benches in front with the foam cushions, next to the more distinguished looking lawyers in their rakish black and deep blue suits. When he turned to look behind him, Anthony saw…
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The Contributory Negligence Path

Every law student in this faculty is well acquainted with that dirt path at the back of the building which leads to the road going towards Pentagon, Evandy and TF hostels. It’s a simple and convenient shortcut for law students resident in the above mentioned halls. It has proved its expedience over the course of…
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BLENDER WAHALA – 3
*Sigh This post seems to be going on forever. But I promise, by the time we’re done, you’ll see that it was worth the length. You already know where we left off last week. We were talking about the necessary criteria for entering the defamatory club. And from what we talked about last week, it…
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BLENDER WAHALA -2

Last week, we looked at a situation where you flew off the handle at Ewurama, your next door neighbour, because she refused to give you back your blender despite your polite and persistent demands for it. You stormed into her house, grabbed your blender and left, yelling a stream of invective at her. You called…
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BLENDER WAHALA -1

The day has come to an end. You sure are relieved because today has really been long. You can’t wait to get home, whip up a smoothie and relax. Yikes! Your blender is with Ewurama, your next door neighbour. She’s had for almost three weeks and refuses to return it despite your persistent and polite…
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YEEEIIIIS NTOOS! -2
Last week we looked at a scenario where you were tricked into buying rotten tomatoes. If you haven’t read it yet, click here to catch up. We said that if you’re looking to recover some money in court, you’re going to have to answer three questions in the affirmative. The first question was whether…
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YEEEIIIIS NTOOS! -1
Life has been stressful lately. All you can think about is having time to yourself and enjoying your favourite meal, goat meat jollof. Unfortunately, the only jollof you can uninhibitedly enjoy is the one you make all by yourself. No one blames you because truly, no one knows what you like more than you.…
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WHO’S THE APRIL FOOL?
Could my timing be any worse? An April fool post in November? Well I’m about to make that work regardless. And today’s post will most probably be the shortest you’ve ever read from me. *blows air kisses. Okay let’s fast forward to April 1, 2018. Sunny skies and you’re feeling lucky just like Google thinks…
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WHY YOU CAN’T SLEEP -2

Last week, we considered a scenario where you couldn’t sleep due to the loud music and noises from Mama Naija Chop Bar. We discussed the fact that the chop bar’s activities constituted a private nuisance and two of the four questions that the courts ask in such cases to determine whether the activities indeed constitute…
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You’re Not Just Parking Your Car -2

Before delving into today’s matter, I would like to do a very brief recap of what was discussed last week. In last week’s post, the discussion was centred on a storyline which involved you, spending Saturday night out with your closest friends at a hotel, having the time of your life. After an exciting time,…
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You’re not just parking your car -1
It’s Saturday night and the squad suggested drinks at this new hotel in Airport. Sounds like a great idea since the whole week has been super stressful and you could use a few drinks with your closest circle of friends and getting up to speed with what’s happening in their lives. Besides, last week you…
